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Shotgun wedding joke!! (one of my favorite jokes)? - wording for a shotgun wedding

A woman awakes during the night to discover that her husband not in bed.

She puts her robe and goes to him to be found. He is sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee before him. Seems lost in thought, staring at the wall. See how you wipe tears from their eyes and take a sip of coffee.

"What, my dear? Whispers then, that the measures in the area." Why are you here in this time of night? "

The man looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were engaged, and only 17? Solemnly request.

She touched the thought of her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I know," she replies.

The husband pauses. Words are not easy. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," said the woman, making herself into a chair beside her.

The man goes on ... "Remember, if I have a gun to my face and said: q &uot; Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years. "

"I remember that too," he answered quietly.

He wiped a tear from his cheek and said ... "I would be gone today!"